Baby Talk

Me: Blair, where is the new baby?

Blair: In Hawaii!

Me: Really, the baby’s not in mommy’s tummy?

Blair: Yes, she is. She is in mommy’s tummy.

Me: She? What if the baby’s a boy?

Blair: No ma’am.

 

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Me: Blair is the baby going to be a boy or a girl?

Blair: A girl.

Me: What are we going to name her?

Blair: Old Macdonald!

Me: Old Macdonald? You can’t name a girl Old Macdonald.

Blair: We name a boy Old Macdonald.

Me: What about a girl?

Blair: Faegan.

Me: That’s your cousin’s name silly!