Me: Blair, where is the new baby?
Blair: In Hawaii!
Me: Really, the baby’s not in mommy’s tummy?
Blair: Yes, she is. She is in mommy’s tummy.
Me: She? What if the baby’s a boy?
Blair: No ma’am.
Me: Blair is the baby going to be a boy or a girl?
Blair: A girl.
Me: What are we going to name her?
Blair: Old Macdonald!
Me: Old Macdonald? You can’t name a girl Old Macdonald.
Blair: We name a boy Old Macdonald.
Me: What about a girl?
Me: That’s your cousin’s name silly!